@Hill-Troll, here's a tip for you, don't tell people your favourites/least favourites, or plans for stuff. Tactics are not Tic-tacks

Azog has discovered that the "lawsgul" that have been supporting Haldir were actually imposters, having discovered the real lawsgul in a convenient plot-place. The fake lawsgul are given 1000 years community service, and Haldir, still reeling from the number of times he was squished by the Great Goblin's butt, kneels down at Azog's feet and begs for a place to live . Azog hates charity, mercy and honour killings, so he bashes Haldir with his mace, causing him to land in Treebeard, hurting himself on some of the sharpest branches.

Haldir -10
Azog +5


Azog: 85
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.

Smaug once more gets angry that everyone forgets about him and decides to go on a rampage through Fangorn. There he finds Treebeard and Haldir. Breathing out fire, Smaug roasts Haldir while Treebeard has already walked to Isengard.

Smaug +5
Haldir -10

Azog: 85
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 130
Haldir: 90
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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'If more of us valued food, cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.'

2014 Oathtaker (-2 points)

Haldir, trying to achieve peace like the good little elf that he is, decides to stop picking on Bolg and instead turns his attention to the other evil doers.
Unfortunately they are all pretty much dead accept Smaug, so he shoots him hoping that he can take the riches from the lonely mountain and distribute them fairly to everyone (accept the GG, he's still bitter about the sitting thing)


Haldir +5
Smaug -10

Azog: 85
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 120
Haldir: 95
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 65
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

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Fight! Fight to the last man!

If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance

@Hill-Troll. You and your friend went and raged on the Quiz too. Stop taking these games so seriously. They aren't the only things in life.

Seb is badly hurt and hides in a hole to recuperate.
After having so much of the GG's poop wiped in his face Haldir accidentally shoots one of his arrows in the wrong direction. He pierces Brego through the leg and Brego is so badly injured that he chucks Theodred in the Isen.

Seb +5
Brego -10

Azog: 85
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 120
Haldir: 95
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 30
Brego: 55
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 75
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Gwaihir then seizes Sebastian, mistaking him for an eaglet, only to feel something prickly in his claws and, realising his mistake, drops Sebastian who is at first able to minimise damage by curling up into a ball, but then he rolls into a Rhosgabel Rabbit burrow.

Gwaihir +5
Sebastian -10

Azog: 85
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 120
Haldir: 95
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 20
Brego: 55
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.

Sebastian is mad at Azog, for no readily apparent reason, so when he walks by Sebastian's hole he decides to stick Azogs feet. Azog falls on his face in shame and humiliation.


Sebastian +5
Azog -10

Azog: 75
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 120
Haldir: 95
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 55
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 115
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

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Fight! Fight to the last man!

If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance

Bolg sees what his old self looked like and sunk into a depression when he realized everyone thought the old him was cooler looking. Haldir starts looking into pharmaceuticals for cures to depression in order to start a new business.


Haldir +5
Bolg -10

Azog: 75
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 120
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 55
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

I have to agree with the others. Being a part in the first hurt hero back in TLA just play it for the fun. Not for personal vendettas. The stories people create is always the best part.

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Who ever said swimming was easier then running never swam a 400 I.M.

I'm not taking it that serious actually...
I just don't like elves very much and I like orcs very much.

Gwaihir visits Radagast but is shocked when he is cooking an eagle with mushrooms and lifts him in the air only to let him fall again.
Meanwhile Smaug throws a party at Erebor!

Radagast:-10
Smaug:+5

Azog: 75
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 55
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

Azog discovers the rumours about how Bullroarer Took invented Golf by knocking Golfimbul's head into a rabbit hole, and tries to invent a new sport by kicking a hedgehog around a field and into a Mirkwood Spider's web.

Sebastian: -10
Azog: +5

Azog: 80
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 15
Brego: 55
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

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"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.

He desides to call the game spicky on account of how much his feet hurt after the game. However, the game becomes a hot really quickly and soon Azog and Seb are catapulted into fame. However this draws a little too much attention to them. And in a freak attack after a game, Thorin jumps on Azogs back while smacking him with the blunt part of his sword, causing Azog to twist his ankle. Sebastian is quite pleased by the news, because more often than not, Azog was kicking much to hard.

Sebastian: +5
Azog-10


Azog: 70
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 20
Brego: 55
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote][/quote]

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Fight! Fight to the last man!

If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance

Azog, Seb & Thorin decided to step the game up a notch. They incorporate horse! You now ride around on the battle field and pick the hedgehog up to throw it. Azog decides to ride Brego. While running around Brego accidentally steps on Seb, painfully spiking himself.

Seb +5
Brego -10

Azog: 70
Radagast: 90
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 25
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Gen Giddings

Radagast discovers that mushroom soup can be improved by adding hedgehog spikes. Sebastian rapidly rethinks his choice of employer.


Seb -10
Radagast +5

Azog: 70
Radagast: 95
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 15
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 105
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.

During one of the games some of the fans get angry because sebaatian tries to run away. Bolg hits him with a spear.

Bolg:+5
Sebastian:-10

Azog: 70
Radagast: 95
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: 5
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

@Hill Troll, you have to wait 18 hours between posts, you've only waited about 11

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"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.

I'll count Hill Troll's as legitimate, since the 18 hours have passed now.

Azog finishes off Sebastian with a blow from his mace so hard that Sebastian joined Golfimbul's head in that very same rabbit hole.

Azog: +5
Sebastian: -10

Azog: 75
Radagast: 95
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 110
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.

Radagast is absolutely crushed by the news of his little friends demise, he takes out his revenge on the closest thing of Azogs that he can think of. So he runs Bolg over with the Bunny Sled.

Radagast +5
Bolg -10

Azog: 75
Radagast: 100
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 100
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Fight! Fight to the last man!

If this was to be our end then I would have them make SUCH AN END as to be worthy of remembrance

Radagast then plots his true revenge; he spikes the food of all Azog's wargs with tainted Benriel and Galadriel ice cream, wiping out every single one of them. Azog is forced to seek a psychiatrist.

Radagast + 5
Azog -10

Azog: 65
Radagast: 105
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 100
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 100
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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"Release the Kragle!"
They were waiting 45 minutes to make that pun.
Totally worth it.

Low and behold Azog's psychiatrist turns out to be Haldir. Haldir takes what's left of Azog's savings. Haldir goes shopping for new bows. Azog gets more depressed.

Haldir:+5
Azog -10


Azog: 55
Radagast: 105
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 105
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 100
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD

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Who ever said swimming was easier then running never swam a 400 I.M.

Azog however, has been feigning his depression, I n order to apply for the role of "sympathetic villain" in a TV series, and not only does he get the part, he wins "Best supporting actor" beating Haldir's role as a broom cupboard cleaner.

Azog: +5
Haldir: -10


Azog: 60
Radagast: 105
Smaug: 125
Haldir: 95
Sebastian the Hedgehog: DEAD
Brego: 45
Grima Wormtongue: DEAD
Treebeard: 115
Bergil: 70
Yazneg: DEAD
Bolg: 100
Gwaihir: 80
Great Goblin: DEAD
Thranduil: DEAD[/quote]

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"I am the Flying Spagetti Monster. Thou shall have no other monsters before me"
-FSM.