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Faramir vs Eomer - Archery would be Faramir. Close combat definately Eomer.

Boromir vs Aragorn - Boromir would get pwned by Aragorn. Aragorn has much more experience and has much more elvish blood in him than Boromir.

Aragorn would beat an Uruk easily too, if going by the book at least. Uruks are on the same fighting level as a man, and Aragorn again has more experience and he is a Dunedain. In the movie, Aragorn would also beat an uruk because he is the hero.

Boromir vs Legolas - Legolas would pwn Boro in archery, but since it is melee, Boromir would beat Lego pretty easily. Boromir has a shield and a longer reaching weapon. Block Legolas' attacks with his shield and then 1 thrust of his sword and Legolas is down. Also, Legolas is a gay elf.

Sauron vs Balrog depends entirely on what time period it is, and which Balrog he is fighting. If he is fighting Gothmog, the Lord of the Balrogs in the first age, he would get pwned, but if he was fighting the Balrog of Moria while he has the ring, he would easily beat the Balrog, and wouldn't die himself like Gandalf did.

If Tom Bombadil took the fight seriously, he would crush Sauron in seconds. He is the oldest living thing in the world, what else can be be except one of the Valar? He probably woudn't take it seriously though, and would just throw Sauron over the moon and all the way back to Mordor to go back to sleep.

Elrond vs Beorn is a tough one, but Elrond would probably win as he is a High Elf and very powerful. Beorn is just a giant animal.

Gil-Galad would crush Elendil.

Gimli would beat Lurtz. Lurtz is about a month old, Gimli has had probably at least 60 years of experience. I don't know how old Gimli is but probably around the same age as Aragorn? Dain was over 200 and considered old. Seems like the same age as the Dunedain.

Sam vs Gollum is very tough, but probably Sam as Gollum is 500 years old and probably very weak. Sam is young and strong. They are both Hobbits.

Cave troll would swing its hammer and crush the warg's head on the ground.

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How about
turin turambar vs beren the one-handed
smaug vs glaurung
and Ecthelion of the Fountain vs Glorfindel

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Easy. Chuck Norris crushes all of them. :P

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Hahah I agreee. :D

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Noddwyr wrote:
How about
turin turambar vs beren the one-handed
smaug vs glaurung
and Ecthelion of the Fountain vs Glorfindel




Turin in a flash

Glaurung in a flash

Glorfindel in a flash




High King Fingolfin vs. Turgon of Gondolin

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Manofkent wrote:
As for Gimli and Lurtz, I think that lurtz would really struggle to get a good hit in. Gimli has good armour and there is hardly anywhere apart from the face he could get hurt. And he is stubby enough that just getting bashed around wouldnt slow him down much.

Lurtz is strong but Gimli could cut off an arm easily and it would only take one hit to the head to make the kill.


IMO, Gimli is the unsung Hero of the Fellowship. Well, not really, they were all "sung" I guess, but he, I think, would kick any Uruk's/Orc's/Ringwraith's ar :o e. I imagine him just slogging his way along, beating everyone, "...904, 905..." Heroic Stuff.

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Easy. Chuck Norris crushes all of them.


Haha, amen. What about this new Bear Grylls sensation coming out? Ridiculous, no way Bear Grylls could ever beat Chuck Norris.

In a reply to all of the other ones....

- Faramir vs Eomer, Faramir would shoot Eomer, easy.

-Boromir vs Aragorn, Aragorn would kick butt. He says so many cool one liners, Boromir just gets shot.

-Aragorn vs Uruk, Aragorn, again, because of the one liners vs the growls.

-Boromir vs Legolas, Legolas would shoot the Devlan Mud out of Boromir, and then just go Jackie Chan with his swords on him

-Sauron vs Balrog, Sauron would make sushi out of the Balrog

- Tom B vs Sauron, Tom, while singing, how much cooler can you get?

-Elrond vs Beorn.... "Well if it isn't... Mr. Giant Big Bear."

-Gil-galad vs Elendil, Gil-galad would eat Elendil for breakfast

-Gimli vs Lurtz, as above.

-Sam vs Gollum, Sam is gay, Gollum is a creep, hopefully they tackle eachother over the cliffs

-Cave troll vs Warg, Troll hands down.

Ok, how about Gandalf the White vs Gandalf the Grey AND Radagast?

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Ranger of Gondor wrote:
Easy. Chuck Norris crushes all of them.


Haha, amen. What about this new Bear Grylls sensation coming out? Ridiculous, no way Bear Grylls could ever beat Chuck Norris.


Now wait a minute there :-X

Now this is a fight I'm willing to discuss :twisted:

I'm sure Bear could give Chuck a run for his money :-D

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doop dude wrote:

Ok, how about Gandalf the White vs Gandalf the Grey AND Radagast?

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Two wizards vs. 1 wizard?

Gandalf the White is not that superior, not by a long shot. This is not a fair fight.

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Ranger of Gondor wrote:
I'm sure Bear could give Chuck a run for his money :-D


Woah, no way!

Bear Grylls wrote:
I'm dropping into the middle of the Amazon Jungle, 6000000000000000 km from the nearest human except for that highway behind me, with nothing but me, my clothes, and my wits! And a 30 man film crew. And a helicopter. And food. And life jackets. Actually I'm just going for a walk down the Strip in Las Vegas and see how I survive.


Whereas:

Chuck Norris wrote:
The Amazon Jungle is dropping to me, and is going to give me food, or I'll roundhouse kick it, but once it gives me food I'm going to roundhouse kick it anyway. Not that I need food.


And as for the Wizards, I'm not to "up" with the wizard's lore, I'm sorry... :oops:

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