A thread for all the best quotes you can think of... funny or serious.
As long as its nothing too rude
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| Author: | SidTheSloth [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:38 pm ] |
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A thread for all the best quotes you can think of... funny or serious. As long as its nothing too rude
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| Author: | Amarthadan [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:49 pm ] |
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"Age is but mind and matter, and if you don't mind, it don't matter." I guess that's just a saying, but I first heard it when Steven Tyler said it.  Anyways, for a real Aerosmith quote: "Sometimes I'm good but when I'm bad, I'm even better." |
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| Author: | SidTheSloth [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:54 pm ] |
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"Baldrick, your brain is like the four-headed man-eating haddock-fish-beast of Aberdeen." "In what way?" "It doesn't exist." -blackadder |
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| Author: | Amarthadan [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:16 pm ] |
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"Everything is what it is by not being what it isn't." -Plato- |
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| Author: | Dorthonion [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:47 pm ] |
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LOTRCROWN (he'll kill me for bringing this one up again): 'They are called sprues? I thought they were called sprunes. I have been calling them that for years'. I nearly peed myself laughing at that. |
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| Author: | Phoenix1986 [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:05 pm ] |
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One Direction is so far in the closet, they're sucking !@#$ in Narnia. - Ted (from facebook site not movie) |
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| Author: | Draugluin [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:06 pm ] |
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Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. Winston Churchill |
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| Author: | Thecow [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 12:01 am ] |
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8 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 2. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 4. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor! 5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 6. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 7. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer? 8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??? - Unknown This made me crack up. Im sorry if this is offensive. |
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| Author: | Sticky Fingersss [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:52 am ] |
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He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!! |
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| Author: | drougole [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 8:00 am ] |
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a smart man learns from his mistakes, the smarter man learns from the mistakes of others- cant remember quantity is its own quality- stalin miracles aren't contrary to nature, only to what we know of nature-same as first |
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| Author: | SouthernDunedain [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:29 am ] |
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Nobody tosses a dwarf! |
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| Author: | KnightyKnight [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:42 am ] |
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"Friendship dies and true love lies, Night will fall and the dark will rise When a good man goes to war." |
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| Author: | Erunion [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:19 pm ] |
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"Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom" -- King Solomon, Proverbs 9:10 |
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| Author: | Chris GoM [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:14 pm ] |
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"Evil exists within all of us; some feed it, some fight it."(or something along those lines) Chronicles of Ancient Darkness And one straight out of the chat box, after I said I'd eat the cash cow: "Indeed you would Chris, as you sir, are the embodiment of evil." KnightyKnight |
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| Author: | Valamir [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:38 pm ] |
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"All thoughts are worth listening too, whether later judged to be of value or not." Grand Admiral Thrawn |
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| Author: | CyberAlien312 [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:49 pm ] |
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"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em" -Malvolio in Twelfth Night |
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| Author: | Telchar [ Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:28 pm ] |
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"Si vis Pacem, para Bellum." - If you seek peace, prepare for war. Some Roman whose name I can't seem to remember. "I complained about having no shoes, until I saw a man who had no feet." More are to follow... There is a Dutch artist called Drs. P. who has huge amounts of puns that I really love, but they don't translate well. 
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| Author: | Hashut's Blessing [ Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:18 am ] |
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I'm going to live forever or die trying - forgotten who. "Girl you don't know how hard it be, me trying to be all classy." "Like a 50 year old bottle of wine. Classy on the outside, but inside al vinegar. sad, sad vinegar." Episode 3 of Ramblers the webseries (www.ramblerstheshow.com). |
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| Author: | WhoelsebutHaldir [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:47 am ] |
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"He is the messia!" "I'm not the messia!" "He is the messia!" "Alright!....I am the messia! Now f$&@ OFF!" -Monty python- life if Brian Just remembered that, there's also... "Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a se-cond tim-e" -the holy grail |
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| Author: | GothmogtheWerewolf [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:04 am ] |
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The one I really wanted to do,, as it is quite funny in a dark sort of way which is ASOIAF related is both rude, and spoilerish so I won't quote it here. (It's from the end of book 3) i'll leave you with news that; "If this was a made-up story, it would begin at night, with a storm blowing and owls hooting... But this is a real story, so I have to begin where it really started. It started in a toilet." Darren Shan, Introduction in Cirque du Freak (British version) |
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