If you're a fan of this please
DON'T read on, you have been warned
Farmer Giles of Ham wrote:
Ok i might just have missed a thread, and mabye this is even the wrong forum but..
well i just found this vid on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H09xnhlCQU'
i am sure i am not the first to find this, but i watched it and was completley amazed!
I mean come on! Aragorn even looks a little like himself and the orcs are really cool!
Anyway i was just wondering about the opinions of other people of this filmalso i would love some information about it (like when and where it was made ect.)
Respect for those movie makers!
I don't want to tear shreds off these people; as you say respect to them, but a few things have irked me.
I'm now about nine minutes in and Aragorn has met another dunedain and introduces himself as "Strider" which the other guy seems to know. As far as I recall (correct me if I am wrong) he was called Strider by the folk of Bree in a slightly derogatory manner. Why would he introduce himself to his kinsman by some nickname given him by a bunch of yokels!
Eleven minutes in and Gollum is now being portrayed as some demented denizen of evil, "a ghost who drinks blood" and snatches kiddies
Oh God!!! It's getting painful now
Apparently Aragorn has been taking tips from David Copperfield and can make an entire Orc just disappear
*Must... control... cynicism...*
O... M... G... I almost feel like clawing the eyes out of my skull to stop the horror!!! The way Aragorn captures Gollum is just pathetically laughable, best kept for ACME moments in cartoons. If you can endure it to seventeen minutes you'll see what I mean.
*Hold... on... cynicism... failing...*
And that has to be the worst flailing about in a sack I've ever had the misfortune of witnessing
My skin is physically crawling watching this but it's like a car crash, I just can't tear my eyes away!
... the fight scene's absolutely horrendous...
For Gods sake Arwen had better be a total babe...
... nope
Nice hands though and at least he gets a snog out of it.
Thank god it's over.
Sorry for such a scathing revue, I know it was a no budget fan film but the more I watched it the less I could bear the cliches, the poor plot, the ... well everything.
If any One-Ringers were involved in this I apologise now for offending. I know I couldn't do better that's why I leave it to the professionals.
And, I'm done.