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Author:  Lord Hurin [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:52 am ]
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Angrok wrote:
We need a Balrog from Mirkwood now!


So that's how Legolas recognized the Balrog in Moria!

"A Balrog of Morgoth! One of those buggers used to steal my milk money back in grade school!"

Author:  DarkWind [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:29 am ]
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Whiskas wrote:
there could of been 19 Nazgul.


Lord Hurin wrote:
Nope, there couldn't have been.


Whiskas wrote:
Yep, In know that, but I was just saying there could of been



Lol.

Author:  des-tiny [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:59 pm ]
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why not a galadriel from mordor???

Author:  BaruKhazad [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:57 pm ]
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Lord Hurin wrote:
Angrok wrote:
We need a Balrog from Mirkwood now!


So that's how Legolas recognized the Balrog in Moria!

"A Balrog of Morgoth! One of those buggers used to steal my milk money back in grade school!"

hell yeah:P
and lets produce a balrog-babysitter, mini-balrogs and a osama-balrog

Author:  Locust Scar [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:41 pm ]
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BaruKhazad wrote:
Lord Hurin wrote:
Angrok wrote:
We need a Balrog from Mirkwood now!


So that's how Legolas recognized the Balrog in Moria!

"A Balrog of Morgoth! One of those buggers used to steal my milk money back in grade school!"

hell yeah:P
and lets produce a balrog-babysitter, mini-balrogs and a osama-balrog


Or a Balrog with terminator armour. And a storm bolter.

Author:  jpchewy01 [ Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:35 pm ]
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i cant wait until orcs get commisars!

Author:  CirionTheStatesman81 [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:25 am ]
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But they already do! Ugluk! Mister "I will tear this dude's head off to prevent you lot from running away before the fighting's done..."

Yep, sounds like a Commissar to me!

Author:  Padelis of Numenor [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:26 am ]
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jpchewy01 wrote:
i cant wait until orcs get commisars!

And Rivendell will get dragon mages while gondor will get sniper rifles.

Author:  Phantom_Lord [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:39 am ]
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can't wait to see some dwarves in stompa's and killa kans!

with a ridiculous accent off course :-D

Author:  Gondolin [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:26 pm ]
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darnohir wrote:
why not a galadriel from mordor???


Cause she would have been pregnant and pregnant women shouldn't fight IMO

Author:  Corsair [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:42 pm ]
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Padelis of Numenor wrote:
jpchewy01 wrote:
i cant wait until orcs get commisars!

And Rivendell will get dragon mages while gondor will get sniper rifles.


sounds good... XD

Author:  Joansean [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:47 pm ]
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I think this thread has run its course.. :no:

Author:  Raven [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:34 pm ]
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Joansean wrote:
I think this thread has run its course.. :no:


And yet here we are,

I'll add to the list.

Trolls - Power Swords/Thunder Hammers/ Power Axes/Power Fists.

Think of the impact.

Author:  DM [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:54 pm ]
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Joansean wrote:
I think this thread has run its course.. :no:


Yep - makes for some funny light reading when your stuck in hospital though!

Author:  Lord Hurin [ Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:42 pm ]
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Who the bloody hell voted for the second option?

Author:  CirionTheStatesman81 [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:43 am ]
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Probably the dude who said in the first page of replies that Tolkien COULD hvae made 200 Nazgul.

...

Yeah :lol:

Author:  Captain Ingold [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:49 am ]
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Lord Hurin wrote:
Who the bloody hell voted for the second option?


I bet you did. :lol: Why else would you care?




How come Saruman didn't use any cannons? Then he could wait and get hydrogen bombs, and hit Minas Tirith and destroy Anorien.
Then they'd realise that the Tower of Ecthelion is actually an enormous missile, which would fire at Mount Orodruin. Then the'd fire Orthanc AND Barad-Dur, causing immense Middle-Earth-wide destruction. The Shire, however, would have some biological weapon and use it to kill off everyone who isn't a hobbit, and they would spread everywhere before overcrowding, and eventually using up all the food and oxygen in the world.

The End.


Don't you just love a happy ending? (or at least one without hobbitses, precious? :gollum: )


Epilogue:
It turned out that the hobbits never discovered Gollum's cave, and he came out and had the world to himself. Yay.

Author:  gaarew [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:08 am ]
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Captain Ingold wrote:
and he came out


I worry about your alternate reality, I really do...

I mean, really, who is attracted to small, annoying, squealing men. Other than Katie Holmes...

Author:  Richard of Rohan [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:30 pm ]
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I hate it when they make things up. It makes me sick.

Isengard Troll? I don't think so. Its belly makes it look a bit goofy. I only buy Tolkien-based minis, not whatever GW create.

however, I did make my own rats and made a profile for them. Only for makeshift scenario purposes. I used little rats from an old Skaven boxed set I bought years ago.

Author:  Lord Hurin [ Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:36 pm ]
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Captain Ingold wrote:
Lord Hurin wrote:
Who the bloody hell voted for the second option?


I bet you did. :lol: Why else would you care?


But why would I wonder who did? It makes no sense. While we're on THAT topic:


Captain Ingold wrote:
How come Saruman didn't use any cannons? Then he could wait and get hydrogen bombs, and hit Minas Tirith and destroy Anorien.
Then they'd realise that the Tower of Ecthelion is actually an enormous missile, which would fire at Mount Orodruin. Then the'd fire Orthanc AND Barad-Dur, causing immense Middle-Earth-wide destruction. The Shire, however, would have some biological weapon and use it to kill off everyone who isn't a hobbit, and they would spread everywhere before overcrowding, and eventually using up all the food and oxygen in the world.

The End.


Don't you just love a happy ending? (or at least one without hobbitses, precious? :gollum: )


Epilogue:
It turned out that the hobbits never discovered Gollum's cave, and he came out and had the world to himself. Yay.


...What...the... I don't even know what to say. Thank god you don't write books!
:P [/url]

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